Word.
Nun’s habits need to fucking go too. Mitres? Banned. Could be hiding anything up in that shit! Full face Hasidim beards? Nope. Can’t get a proper I.D. on you, Shlomo.

Millennials, help an X’er out: Why does this band look like The Flying Burrito Brothers but sound like Belly or something else from the 90's?
Seriously! Get your retro signposts straight.
Is this Spotify’s fault? I’m blaming this on shuffle mode/ every decade of rock music available in one place.
Good song though.…

I just knew that nice Midwestern schtick was bullshit! Own your shittiness like we do on the coasts, you passive aggressive flyover fucks! OWN IT!!

Mariah:“My diet, you would hate it. All you eat is Norwegian salmon and capers every day. That’s it.”

Me:...........”Sorry, what?

That’s actually the plot to the next film in the ‘Purge’ franchise.

Papa.

It’s ‘Gangy’ in my house.

..And what is the cutoff date for deeming all movies it carries ‘Blaxploitation’? Where will something like ‘Roll/Bounce’ , the ‘Barbershop’ franchise or *shudder* Tyler Perry’s “uplifting” comedy fare fall in “Black Netflix’s” future programming?? Does white people regular Netflix have all that other stuff on lock…

Every Stein voter secretly thought Hillary had the whole thing on lock, so they could safely cast their little protest vote with a clear conscience. They wrongly thought (like those of us that voted for Hillary) that Trump was gonna get crushed by Hillary.
BUT UNLIKE US, they had to cast a bullshit worthless protest…

Just watched the full clip.
Apparently only liberal pussies tune their guitars before going on stage.
And Uncle Ted is havin’ none of that shit!

Oh please. Those keyboard warrior, alt right chronic bullshitter man-babies aren’t going to do jack shit except stay home and sullenly masturbate after Hillary wins.

So? Much? Upspeak?
We haven’t found the time? To get married?

“Oh, that makes all the difference! Why didn’t you say so?”
-Non Existent 14 Year Old Boy With Internet Access.

Artists with very carefully cultivated personas have always rubbed me the wrong way.
Stop always being ‘on’ as Dylan, the “enigmatic artist” and just accept the fucking accolade and say ‘thanks’.

If you are embarrassed by it, just suggest the award be given to somebody else.
Like we are going to just forget that movie…

“whatever the P.C. way to describe what used to be called ‘mentally retarded.’ ” Since they didn’t want to “stoop all the way to girls,”

In other words:
Play the goddamn game, retard! What are you? A fucking homo?

Yeah. Fuck this guy.

..Who does wicked burnouts in a ‘Vette.
Check and Mate.

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