Please let it be revealed that he put on his own band’s record and that’s what set her off.

I’ll take ‘Deeply Closeted Game Show Hosts’ for five hundred.

I’ve always known that maneuver as getting ‘Hiesman’d’

Till you get pitted.

Cool regimen bro.
Too bad all those cigarettes you put away in your twenties are pretty much a ticking cancer bomb in your body that no amount of working out, water, sunscreen, moisturizer or fucking blueberries can undo.

“Pack or two a day” on still developing lungs? Ha!..Yeah dude, you are fucked.

May as well just…

Cedar St. is Fishtown Gentrifier Ground Zero. Don’t you see all the bros, PBRs and beards in the photo?

How about ‘give up on superhero comic book movies’?

Fucking hell, it’s like the 90's story driven independent comics scene never happened!

Can we please get that much rumored adaptation of Charles Burns’ ‘Black Hole’ series?

What about something from the Hernandez brothers (Love & Rockets) universe?

I’ve worn out my copy…

All their “vintage” design touches are fake-ass twee Anthropologie bullshit. Lets see them embrace 1970's kitchen design! BOOM! Vintage as fuck! Walk it like you talk it, motherfuckers!

“vintage” “distressed” “shabby”-anything are the store bought pre-ripped jeans of interior design. Holy fuck is that shit ever basic.

Nothing like a shitload of clocks on the wall in your living room to remind you that you are doing jack-shit with your remaining time on Earth. Very relaxing.

Sorry, what?

Back of sign reads
”...In my windowless van parked just around the corner”

Her stock will rise high!

I can agree with him and still think his band sucks ass, right?

Tech Crunch also reported that over 3,000 McDonald’s restaurants across Japan would serve as gyms for Pokémon Go players.

“How woke are you?” we asked him.

You should Back To The Future this idea back to before everyone could just stream the fuck out of everything ever filmed for free or almost free.

“I am a serious candidate I will need as much support as I can get.”

Dude, if you are gonna jock something new, loud, fun, and kinda glam..Buy American