Yes. That sounds much more punch in the face-worthy. Good catch.

What are the the high/low odds on the likelihood of the author also being afflicted with incurable upspeak and habitually answering all queries by beginning her replies with “So...”?

Ahh, the ol’ “look! They do bad shit too!” angle. That didn’t take long.

AdBlock em’ all. If I’ve gotta work a shit job. So do they!

If you can provide a direct link to the Jethro Tull Metal Grammy with the rise of Limp Bizkit, JNCO raver pants, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Oxygen bars and chain wallet popularity, your thesis will be correct.

“If you were going to dress for a 90s party, think about what you’d wear.”
Solo Jazz Cup Shirt. Next question.

“Meghan McCain...Thats John’s kid..The one with the big rack, right?”

Spectrum. I was there. Went to every big metal show that came through Philly. Dokken was the opener.

I give it another six months, tops.

AdBlock the players. Players have to go get real jobs.

I can totally tell by your recounting of that party that you were certainly there and are not just pulling made up details out of your ass. I was there too!

He’s just another ironic retro try hard.

I’m a straight white male. I hate sports. I’ll turn in my dude/bro card later.

In reality, all seasons are bullshit.
There are actually only two good periods each year.

Calling bullshit. Summer is the worst if you have school aged kids and have to work. Filling those goddamn school-free months with kid “activities” while you still have to go to your year-round/no reprieve job is a special kind of hell. Fuck Summer. Oh, and all 4th of July store-bought fireworks that give me Nam…

Seriously. Fuck sports. Especially Sunday afternoon-TV wrecking bullshit like football.

Ha! You would like Fall, Ziltoid. Total hesher, metalhead season. Leather jackets and battle vests.

As an Old, please tell me: Shop Jeen not exactly Hot Topic...In what way?

“It was not entirely unlike sleep training a baby. The baby is crying out of an understandable desire to be comforted, held, and validated—the baby deserves to be comforted! And yet, the baby must learn. “

Pro Tip: If you cosign on this method, you are a total shitheel. Its been debunked and exposed as complete…