I knew Trump was to blame!

I replaced my entire lawn, back and front, with playground-quality wood chips. Lime disease, you know. Anything for the kids!

This is the biggest story to come out of Gillette Stadium yesterday?

Yup — a real loser, that Brady guy. He has some nerve trying to pretend he’s qualified to be an NFL quarterback. Why don’t the Pats hire Kaepernick? He probably could have pulled the game out for them with a clutch 70 yard last minute drive capped by a 30 yard TD pass. Oh well.

Time for you to move on now, son. Joe’s been dead for years.

Time for you to move on now, son. Joe’s been dead for years.

Time for you to move on now, son. Joe’s been dead for years.

Time for you to move on now, son. Joe’s been dead for years.

But...but...the New York Times magazine just published a cover story about how he was going to win! How can this be?

Trump = Patriots = Bad! Okay, now I get it.

You’ve missed some amazing SuperBowls, then. Too bad.

And yet, with all of this evil surrounding you, you still have to confront the inescapable: you are still you, and that’s no one’s fault but your own.

If you say something will eventually die, some day you will be right. Keep up the good work.

It’s hard to tell what’s worse here — the constipated prose or the inane content.

..if you’re calling Poulter a cheat here, you’re also calling Jordan a cheat, because he agreed that Poulter’s ball most likely was in the hazard.

It’s where you lost yours.

It’s where you lost yours.

I am pretty confident, based on the article and the comments, that almost no one here, including the author of this post, has actually read Lolita.

It is heartening to know that there are so many good people in a world of so many bad people. It is very important to our survival that good people respond to bad people by telling us all how good they are.

This is not a parody. It’s pure copycat “hey let me try that” drivel.