My foremost thoughts at the end of the game.

No.

So, he’s the Hamilton Nolan of Buffalo?

Name Jimi Hendrix’s top 10 hit.

Well, this is the dumbest article I’ll bother reading today.

Who the hell hired you? There is a laundry list of things wrong with this article. First off it’s not a “life hack” It’s opinionated politics and religion shoved down peoples throats and telling them how they should live their social interaction lifestyles.

Really, it’s come to this?

Thanks, but I think you’ve missed my (vague) point.

it’s global warming dammit - don’t try to come in here with your local, historical data. We won’t have it.

It is hilarious that Lauren and Co. are dying for Brady to lose and he denied them at the death in the 4th quarter again.

The Deadspin Slack chat in the Super Bowl - when it was clear the Patriots would lose - is everything. All the Brady hate got flushed out in its most exultant, and was then silenced.

Today was just a…

...and like all Deadspin posts enjoying the misfortune  of Tom Brady, we asshole Patriots Fans get the last laugh, in slow motion.

Hopefully those neighborhoods don’t get gentrified. Nothing bothers me more than whites and black living together, reduction in crime, increased property value, increased business investment, safety and security for women and children, and jobs.

It’s the whole premise of purposely taking a bad take and being earnest about it and that in and of itself being funny, not the actual material. Unfortunately, satire only works when it’s good.

Better idea:

You could have stopped after the “I’m probably a terrible fucking person” part. You’re right, you are. Houston is one of the bluest cities in the country and is majority minority.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

You’re welcome. If just one fewer person thinks you’re kind of stupid, it’ll have been worth it.

Let me save you a little embarrassment in a business email or something that might be a little more important than a Deadspin comment: it’s “lo and behold.” Not low. Yeah, I’m being a grammar dick, but you’ll never get that wrong again.

Or he’s willing to take Katz, the alleged victim, at her word. Doesn’t seem too crazy to me...

Omg best comment ever.