As a Sumerian speaker (and Baal worshiper), I decry your insensitivity and disrespect.

He was never given a chance to answer the question, was he? And he is by no means anywhere close to what is deemed a “hostile witness” by a court.

And yet, somehow you just couldn’t help yourself.

Hot take: Pickle will not be president.

I was referring to others on this site. I apologize.

Maybe you (and others) are overreacting a tad. Seems like the mom knows what she’s doing. Ridiculing the child’s handwriting, intelligence and prospects for the future is hardly called for, and reveals much more about the commentators than they might wish us to know.

Interesting. All I see is a deranged old lady bullying a witness.

Bask in the tacit confirmation you have just received that:

Well, if The Guardian says so, I guess that’s the last word. As if we needed any more confirmation than Jezebel or Maxine Waters. I don’t know what it takes to convince people, especially those who whine about “evidence.”

Did you ever try Shakespeare? Here’s a quote:

Look at the funny president. Aren’t you glad you are so much cooler, smarter and woke than he is? I bet he doesn’t even know how stupid he looks with his orange hair and tiny hands! Of course, there is that Air Force One thing he can fly wherever he wants, and those ten carrier battle groups he commands.

Very good. Now go get your shoeshine box.

You know, if I just say “Trump” in a comment, I bet people will think I’m really witty and woke, no matter how inane I am.

You’re an imbecile, aren’t you?

I can’t tell you how much that comment tickled me. “French” indeed!

Imagine the nerve of these people! Of course employees have the right to steal if they are in the process of organizing a union. The owners are lucky they aren’t swinging from gibbets.

When I was a kid, my Sunday School teacher gave the same speech about six times a year. With just about as much effect.

So does my daughter’s beagle. This is not difficult.

And you’re both right where you belong. Make the most of it; this is the high point of your life.

This will certainly have a major impact. After all, roughly 4% of Harvard undergrads belong to a male-only final club. And these people control social life at Harvard. Uh huh.