It’s okay. He’s not really President. Pay him no mind. This isn’t really happening. It’s all a bad dream, and soon you will wake up and OH NO SHIT JEEZUZ HE’S PRESIDENT!!! Sucks to be you.

It’s okay. He’s not really President. Pay him no mind. This isn’t really happening. It’s all a bad dream, and soon you will wake up and OH NO SHIT JEEZUZ HE’S PRESIDENT!!! Sucks to be you.

I am agog at the silliness of you.

I am agog at the silliness of you.

Sure. And the best cheese is Velveeta.

Sure. And the best cheese is Velveeta.

No. It just relegates “Republicans” (like McCain, Rubio and the rest of them) to third place. This “party” is still forming; it’s new and amorphous, but it is very, very real.

We have a very viable third party. It just elected a president.

We have a very viable third party. It just elected a president.

It’s just terrible that this DeVos person will now wreck our fine educational system, which has been so admirably designed and well-run for so many years now. Her radical and backwards ideas threaten to undo the decades of progressive enlightenment that have made our schools the envy of nations. Say goodbye to our…

It’s just terrible that this DeVos person will now wreck our fine educational system, which has been so admirably designed and well-run for so many years now. Her radical and backwards ideas threaten to undo the decades of progressive enlightenment that have made our schools the envy of nations. Say goodbye to our…

What is the point of this website?

What do you call the coach who engineered the greatest comeback in the history of sports?

What do you call the coach who engineered the greatest comeback in the history of sports?

Bill Belichick, now the winner of 5 titles, must be smarting more can we can say from the disapproval of the Deadspin claque. He feels our scorn. It diminishes his accomplishment. We are a lasting stain on the inarguable icon of his achievement. We prevail. History will not long remember his five SuperBowl wins,…

Bill Belichick, now the winner of 5 titles, must be smarting more can we can say from the disapproval of the Deadspin claque. He feels our scorn. It diminishes his accomplishment. We are a lasting stain on the inarguable icon of his achievement. We prevail. History will not long remember his five SuperBowl wins,…

You bring joy to so many, perhaps not the way you wished.

You bring joy to so many, perhaps not the way you wished.

Yes, Brady is just another privileged white man coasting on the labor of exploited minorities who did all the real work while he gets the glory. Hell, I could have led that last TD drive; all he had to do was read the defense, adjust the assignments, call a few audibles, avoid the rush, throw the ball a few times and…

Maybe next year we should give the teams civics tests, and the ones that score highest on the Slate/Salon/HuffPo Index win. No need to play any football at all, which solves the whole concussion problem as well.