Seriously...go soak your head. Who made you the Referee of Kinja?

My girlfriend knows a dude in the campaign who says it was real but now they’re walking it back cause Hil is pissed that it backfired. Truth.

Look at it this way. He can’t go to the movies.

Wow. I would love to see Anthony Hopkins playing Matthew Broderick.

Your “feelings” and your fantasies are just the same as facts. Feel better now?

I wonder if there are women who dislike Trump because he is a man. Or if there are any women who dislike men just because they are men. Of course, that’s not really relevant. Because.

It’s so much fun to watch Gawker gnash its teeth and rend its garments as the inevitable Trump juggernaut grinds it to dust on its way to the avalanche in November.

Apparently a lot of people here at Gawker think she was an asshole.

Voters don’t owe the party a single thing

We understand that you don’t get it. What you also don’t get is that we understand why you don’t get it. Hint: the “stupid shit” you “did all the time as a teen?” Well, you’re still doing it.

Are you crazy?

What would you do with your life if there were no Donald Trump?

Poor “senior Republicans.” Still don’t get it. The people voting for Trump are not “Republicans.” They don’t accept the whole “you have to buy the whole package” cable TV bundling approach to politics that has served the political class so well.

It’s one of the most difficult par 3s on the pro tour. Notorious. Any hole in one is a cause for celebration; acing this hole is like catching a unicorn.

“people die all the time....”

Sure I can. I just did. By the way, do you really think that airlines somehow owe you a 30% probability of having an unoccupied seat next to you? And last time I checked, no one has ever died of gangrene flying from Houston to Chicago, or even from LA to Frankfurt.

An interesting way of saying:

Welcome to the annual “How Many Angels Can Dance On The Head Of A Pin” debate. This is really important stuff here, folks!

You are very cool. Can I have your autograph?

How about “You didn’t build that?”