They are south of the equator. Their August corresponds to our May.

Actually, I think he pretty much burned the Pats and Brady haters. You’re just going to have to suck it up, especially when the Pats win all four games without Brady.

I had a riddens once, but it wasn’t a good one.

Obviously they died because of the cops. No other reason. Those cops should be charged with murder.

And that’s why these cops should be punished for these three deaths?

The point is, they died because they were stupid, not because the police didn’t try hard enough to save them. But now we will hear the shrieking of the weenies crying out that somehow this was all the cops’ fault.

Sure. The first thing I do when I steal a car is fasten my seatbelt. It’s dangerous out there on the highway; why take chances?

Tyson : Science

This is either the silliest or saddest thing on the internet today so far.

What are those things on his arms? Is he Queequeg? Is this Moby Dick? What century am I an?

You just proved my point.

You are beyond help.

Dead wrong. Before deregulation, a coast-to-coast flight cost roughly $400.00 round trip. That’s about $1600 in present dollars. Look at today’s fares. Flying is a lot cheaper. A lot.

Also, most people couldn’t afford to fly very often.

And they should serve free jellybeans. Where on earth do you come up with this “95th percentile” gag? Who will pay for it? Or “should” all airlines be subsidized by the government? (Hint: we could tax the rich!)

Pewdiepie. Sounds like something a cow drops onto a pasture.

“Royal” golf courses? What are you going on about?

If they had social relationships, they wouldn’t be hanging around Gawker like the flies that circle a horses’s ass.

No, no, no, it’s inappropriate and he gets to call it and give himself a gold star for citizenship. Plus a “hey look at me being sensitive” pin for his baseball hat.

Actually, I wrote it as soon as I saw the comment. And I’m not surprised that your dick burns.