Looks like what would happen if the designer of a modern Lexus was sent back in time and penned a corvette.

What you’re describing is called a drag strip. They exist.

This is what I sing to my kids when they are ungrateful, which is always. Because children.

Nice! My thoughts exactly, my post got Kinja’d below. /biatch&moana

on one hand:

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

In Los Angeles we use Bulldozers to pound the fires into submission.

First impression: Overall the car isn’t bad, those chrome wheel arches appear to be the worst part and are easily removed.
Second impression: Whoa, that hood is the worst part about this car. I wouldn’t want to drive around with it but it’d be funny to hang on a wall.
Third impression: Ugh, too much blue loom on the…

Jesus Christ dude the Ferrari was already burned.

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

1,969 pieces? I see what you did there, Lego.

That was my first motorcycle and was a great starter motorcycle. A couple of years later moved to a Ninja ZX-6.

This has popped up on a few facebook pages and forums, I guess the seller is a bit of a known shady dude. Buyer be ware for sure on this one.

Bought by first bike two years ago. 2008 Ninja 650r. Paid 3k for it. It’s sitting outside of work right now while I’m online looking for a quicker bike for myself.

I can’t believe not everyone does this. Buy a sub-300cc bike first, they ALL go for <$2,500. Find one with a few battles scars (so you don’t have to worry about messing up your first bike). Sell it in 6 months for $2,500,????,Profit

This.

This. I have a set of 3/8 drive allen sockets and use my 1/4" impact to put them in. I can assembly furniture in probably a quarter of the time vs using hand tools.