I talk to myself all day in real life, why not on the internet?

Here you go:

Sorry THIS is the proper one. FYI they are 17 years old

I believe you have my stapler. 

That already exists, it is called Sur-Ron and costs $3700. Folks love them, they are especially popular in Hawaii

For tight urban use a gasoline powered Honda SuperCub would kick electric butt. It offers more and a more easily extended range either for intense low speed commutes or courier use. Initial price wise it is a winner too.

Truck with actual nuts hanging down: Kind of funny. Maybe even a bit original.
Truck with “truck nuts”: Just another thing stupid rednecks like.

Took me about 1.6 times longer than it should have to get the joke

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

Well when they’re obeying said yellow they dont put up much of a fight.

To really add to the cosplay, drop in an LS7 from Flying Lizard.

I worked once for a company that did technical stuff. Some photographer showed up to take pictures for a brochure. He insisted that everyone have a labcoat on. The problem was that there was only one labcoat in the office that was moth eaten and had an out of date logo... So our brochure had:

I think you mean Equifax. I don’t think there has been any issues with Experian that we know of yet.

Most developed countries have a national (or international) data privacy law. The US is one of the few that do not.

don’t buy ANYTHING today, twadd. we got one more coming tomorrow and I don’t want to see you five for five bad gifts.

Great story!! I found Kenny Reece is the name of this man.

http://sitepalace.com/donmichael/reece/reece.html

I hope they still can keep the home version of the game

Having seen a modern CFD study of the Bud car, there is likely no possibility it ever went supersonic. It would have been fast enough to break the Blue Flame’s record if the team had run under FIA sanction. I will say that Stan Barret has the biggest set of attachments in land speed history though. I still can’t…

The MOST fun you say?