Back then before they decided to win buzz word bingo with the “Double power forward grille” (their words, not mine!) that always makes the cars look like this:

According to reports they’ve tried three different jury selection processes and nobody can figure out how they work.

Oh, Chevrolet WANTS to sell you a $750k Corvette, they just know that they can’t convince enough people to shell out that kind of cash. If they could sell 1000 a year at $750k/ea they’d be on this like butter on toast.

Tell those people to move out so I can be his neighbor. I got a classic car and a bunch of tools.

I’ll take a scissor over a bottle. I’ve used both. The tiny bottles are a pain in the buttocks.

Can we pitch in and give this guy a jack and some chocks?

I’m entirely convinced that Elon Musk is Iron Man and Colin Furse is a supervillian. When do we get to see them do battle and destroy a downtown metropolis?

Ultravan.

Why has nobody made one of these that can sous vide?

Why has nobody made one of these that can sous vide?

It’s a Porsche, maybe he thought of lifting.

Where I grew up the speed limit was frequently far above the speed you should be traveling, otherwise they’d have to change the posted limit so often you’d never keep it straight. Where I live now they post the speed limit for the entire road at the maximum speed an overloaded cement truck can safely take it, creating…

Mine was a 10 year old truck with 80,000 miles for $15k at Carmax. In the dry, the tires are alright. In the rain, trucks have a tendancy to weed out crap tires quickly. When it got wet my Dakota treated Goodyear GT-IIs and Eagle LS’s like boogers and wiped them all over the road, BFG Radial T/As hooked up well though.

Sadly, not likely:

I got those on my Ram (came with it). When it rains there’s actually a place where I can lose the back end with 5% throttle at under 15MPH. I so want to replace these:

You, my man, are one awesome sir.

I’m betting it was a case of it was cut and shortened and the weld didn’t have enough penetration or a similar scenario.

Corvair. Rear flat six just like the Porsche. Available with a turbo, just like the Porsche. Racing pedigree, just like the Porsche. Seats four comfortably, unlike the Porsche.