When are you going to figure out that Gizmodo is a blog for empathy challenged young men? They could give a crap if someone is hurt or dies. People suffering? Whatever.

@PamelaFlying fox: Have you had Indian Restaurant food outside the NY metro area? Chinese restaurant food outside of NY or CA? It's not the water, just cultural ignorance.

Watch as multi-billion dollar corporations fuck the poor starving little guy in the ass by driving up internet rates during one of the worst recessions that America has ever seen.

@Kyle Wagner: 75% of women say they won't marry an unemployed man. The other 25% are just lying.

I don't mind artist's renderings of cosmic events, but when they do them photorealistically and make them look like actual photos, it comes off as a bit misleading.

A surf shop that IS a submarine- cool. A surf shop design to LOOK like a submarine- considerably less cool.

I saw this video, once, of these people stranded on island. One of the guys moves this lever, and, poof, the island disappears!

Hacking = newsworthy

@xair: That's what she said.

Is not paying for porn really being 'too cheap?' Since 99.999% of commercial porn isn't worth a single cent, I'd characterize those that don't pay for porn as savvy and intelligent and those that do pay for porn as complete idiots.

When the UN passes a resolution to bomb ISPs that disconnect filesharers, then I'll get excited.

A friend and I tried spending some time in Central Park at night. We lasted a good 15 minutes before the police found us. They were pretty friendly about it "you guys shouldn't be here," but I doubt they'd be so friendly if they'd have found us a second time had we disregarded their warning (most likely 15 minutes…

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"Ian Hartney, 20, was arrested by federal agents on charges of producing child pornography."

That's right guys, find the smallest room possible to test this thing in.

Thank goodness he wasn't trying to return a lawnmower...

Is there an app for this?

Next time, try dropping the bowling ball on the corner where the zipper is. Impacts almost always occur on the corners, not on the center of the screen.

Extort (Merriam Webster)