@Зᴆﻝèsus- Esq. provocateur: And Hawaii. Although Guam is 2 hours past the time of the expected first wave, and, so far, has seen almost no activity.

@UltimateFlank: We aim to please, so we hope that you aim too, please.

That much gallium will run you about $50. Yeah, it's pretty cool looking, but would you really pay 50 bucks for a melting spoon?

It's not 'Fresh-Baked' Bread. It's bread that's been previously baked and then warmed when the money is inserted.

These are not nerds. A nerd would have the mental capacity to avoid situations where their mental capacity might be put in jeopardy. Their brain is all they've got. A nerd participating in a fight club would be like a hand model playing basketball.

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Instead of a law making it illegal to film police, it should be against the law NOT to film the police. If you're in the vicinity of police action and have a camera, if you don't film them, you should be jailed. It should be every citizen's responsibility to monitor the police.

@skt.smth: What we call war, for the last 30 years, has mostly been strong countries annexing/dominating far weaker ones. Should two developed nations of similar power ever go head to head, with the advances in killing technology, we will see unparalleled numbers of casualties.

Hmmm... so negotiating your way out is 'ethically questionable,' but transferring the contract to a family member or friend is perfectly fine?

11. Terrorize more bloggers

@winkerVsbecks: The lag is going to really piss off your monkey. Expect lots of screeching and tantrums.

@johnshealy: The force has no fraction of a second delay.

DRM has been an abysmal failure in every one of it's incarnations, but THIS will be the time it works.

Why should widespread usage take a 'long while?' On the software side, there's almost breathtaking agility. Why shouldn't the hardware side be equally as agile? I would have to think that if Henry Ford were alive today, he be saying something like "put this in my car, tomorrow," and it would be in his car the next…

@gnur: Emulated drinks are on me.

@Baroness: Hey Mel, any chance for a Lethal Weapon 5?

@Arken: Right? Dog, cat and wallpaper soup is what got El Bulli it's third Michelin star.

Try taking a look at gender casting from a perspective of dollars spent. As the budgets increase, so does the disparity.

@Stem_Sell: Taco Blolicopter

The Anti-Jobs.