Country is bog standard American anomie. I love it.

Colin Cowherd is a flaccid penis shaft

Well I'm running down the road
Tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on my mind
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
One asks politely if I'm inside her yet

You're the worst commenter ever, OldBeigeGuy.

Beats by Ray, though, are still being evaluated and will be allowed while due process occurs.

IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

This shit reminds me of some of the hideously intrusive way supposedly liberal or progressive jounalists and bloggers indulged in grotesque speculation about Sarah Palin's last pregnancy during the 2008 election. Remember that crap? Fuck, it still makes me so mad, and I detest Sarah Palin. Fuck those motherfuckers for…

Callers were surprised to hear of Burger King's new salad menu based on Kevin's repeated insistence to "lettuce alone"

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

You sound like one of those people who washes his hands after going to the bathroom.

Why would some dude's feet be an inch from your lap on a plane?

Airlines are doing this because people want tickets as cheap as possible. I can't blame them for providing exactly what the market demands. That is just good business sense.

I'd just like to add another to the list;

I don't know, Barry. Asking them to "help model for my Prophet Mohammed hentai" was pretty dumb.

What's amazing is that John died from a gunshot wound of the head caused by a shotgun. Investigation to that point had revealed that he had jumped from the top of a ten story building with the intent to commit suicide. (He left a note indicating his despondency.) As he passed the 9th floor on the way down, his life…

My personal favorite from the annals of "things that have definitely never happened, but people made up and put on Urban Dictionary" is the John Wilkes Booth. It's not gross per se, but I like it because of how specific it is. First, you need to have knowledge of what the Abraham Lincoln is:

Then enough with the anime crap

What's worse - we didn't think that was true about Silver before he took the job... we've been duped!

This took four years. And I'm unemployed.