Those puns are pretty stagnant.

[Rams head]

Really Texas? All that money you save on state income taxes and you couldn't spend $2.50?

I'm all for bringing back the greys, with one condition:

I want to preface this by saying this is not an attack on you, or kiwi_matt who replied to you. This is just something that bothers me, especially in the light of Robin Williams.

Filed under "Fun with Survivorship Bias".

I'm banning as I see them, but tweet at me or something if I miss any. Meanwhile, I'm repeating myself here, but gay porn isn't even offensive; spam-troll within context if you're going to do it.

Except that it is her profession and she is not ashamed of it at all. Why should we instill that shame on her by saying "Oh we won't mention what you do for a living." If she were a doctor, lawyer, etc. would you say something like that? Do you recognize that telling people they should omit that is basically an…

It has for me.

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE CANT NAME DROP NBA PLAYERS BECAUSE WE THE OFFICIAL TEAM BRAND AMBASSADOR

So, does answering "linguine" mean you are hot, and "elbow macaroni" means you are not because people hate curly hair?

Well, you for starters, apparently.

THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN DRIVER WHO KILL THEIR COMPEITORS. BECAUSE OHTER DRIVERS CANT FRIGTH BACK?

I'm not toxic, I rarely even speak to others while playing. Refusing to surrender an obviously lost game and forcing others to get destroyed for 38 minutes instead of 20 is toxic.

So... DHL sponsored this one? :P

Come Together is a good song, but it's certainly not the best song on the album. That title goes either to Something, Oh Darlin', or the entire second half of the record.

As for the worries that this will ultimately kill "non revenue producing sports" (i.e. everything besides men's basketball and football)... my response? who gives a shit. I never understood why men swimmers or female field hockey players should get full scholarships which cause regular students to pay more. You…

That's so nice of them! In related headlines: HALF PIPE I DESTROYED MY SHOULDER RIDING AS KID ANNOUNCES I HAVE GUARANTEED SPOT TO FINISH THE JOB IN 2016.

now if QB Bills can only win his case against Tecmo

As long as nobody plays Sublime!