My apologies; I didn't intend to come across as a condescending prick. However, the fundamental disagreement we're having here is what to look for when grading a goalkeeping performance. If you're in my boat, then Howard's night was fantastic and an all-time great. If you're looking past the impeccable positioning and…

Guess these dumbass teams don't listen the The Herd.

Melo would be a perfect fit at the Toyota Center, because when he tries to slow down the other team's offense, nothing happens.

Well, shit, that's a stubbornly unkind comparison. I'm speaking of roles, and you make it as if he could substitute for them in their own teams. Of course he's no match, but he, in his own limited way, would fit their role in his own team. Just like Besler is not Chiellini, Zusi is not Robben, Beasley is not Marcelo,…

That sells the show quite short. It's not just pop culture references, that's trash. That's particularly season 4 type trash. It's a show literally about community, about finding a part of yourself in those around you. Broken people coming together and being stronger for it.

You want to talk airport scams, how about Hudson News charging me $6.75 for a box of Mike and Ike's that had way too many greens for my taste— now that's a scam! Well, so was this guy's thing, but still.

I guess I just dislike people fucking with me while I'm trying to work so much I can't get a laugh out of this.

I can't wait! It's not every day you meet someone in a forum who can beat the #1 pound for pound woman, #10 pound for pound overall fighter in the world. What are you going to say to her? Might I recommend that bit about left testicle and right testicle? I bet that would totally push her buttons. This is so awesome, I…

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?

You are wrong in thinking that in a bench trial the judge is going to base her findings of fact and law based on the the NCAA looking dumb by not calling a student athlete. The NCAA is on the wrong side of this. But the idea that a student athlete would be a difference maker is just silly.

[Hears applause]
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[Accidentally poops out Skillbilly's constructive criticism, 5,000-word Photoshop joke about Tony LaRussa]

That's likely because the gif is on a loop.

"This totally explains all those wet dreams!"

Let's be honest about MMA fans: you need to shoplift some sarcasm at the sarcasm store.

In light of Isaiah Austin's diagnosis, that image just seems wrong

That was really nice of Dean Pelton.

David Stern actually made the Houston Rockets use their pick on Sam Cassell. Luckily, he strung together a good career, despite having Martian Syndrome.

See guys? Embiid was just pre-empting the love for Ronaldo. Calm down next time.

Better than yours, but you are religious, I suppose that was top quality stuff for you.

Better looking than you, I can promise that. :)