This is nothing. Rich Peverley died and then came back onto the game. Hockey Hockey Hockey!

Phoenix Tso, please stop tricking your readers with misleading titles. You know, some of us actually read the articles.

He's completely in the wrong, but I don't know if "forced to be his sex slave" is appropriate wording. That's an insult to women who are trafficked every day.

He was *accused* of holding her as a sex slave, and he posted the pictures (and texts and emails) on that blog to prove her wrong. Even Jezebel did a story putting her story into question. Irene Morales was easily the most full of shit accuser he had. She was the one who continuously offered sex over text messages…

Considering how relaxed he looks in those pictures, I sort of wonder how he even got that stress fracture in the first place.

He was mostly still seen as D'Antoni's guy then, no?

First, Maddux was convinced no hitter could tell the speed of a pitch with any meaningful accuracy. To demonstrate, he pointed at a road a quarter-mile away and said it was impossible to tell if a car was going 55, 65 or 75 mph unless there was another car nearby to offer a point of reference.

A witness described it thus in the San Francisco Chronicle: ""I saw a man dancing with a can of gasoline and laughing," one witness told The Chronicle. "He was laughing and taunting firefighters."

I'm still waiting for someone to lay down a swinging-bunt to breakup a pitchers no hitter. However, that would bring great wrath from the unwritten rules of baseball gods.

He also walked four guys.

The Dodgers media refers to the bubble machine as a "foam party". The sideline reporter twice called it that during the postgame interview, and so does the Dodgers tumblr.

The best way to compare no-hitters is in the walk and hit categories

Hmmm. I'm taking the complainant's offer under consideration, because the prose makes it seem as though it was filed by Thomas Wujin Craggs himself. Er, at least that was how he would talk to me.

What's with all of these people who feel compelled to repeat marketing terms every time they mention ESPN? Do they also have some nervous tick that makes them shout "I'm loving it" when they see McDonalds?

Yes, by MAILING it.

DERP WOW, SO RARE, VERY BASED TYBG

You'll always have Carlos Boozer.

No matter how many games a series goes, there are only 4 games that will be on the + side of the winner. So if the 60 Celtics take 7 games, if anything that hurts, not helps, their +55 because the opponent would have three games where they won which would go against that figure. But victory per game would be another…