Aww man, Joe Henchman is going to get totally jobbed. That's a great, understated NOTY name.

Again, waiters, in the absence of tips, earn the same minimum wage that a fast food worker or barista might. That they earn the minimum if they don't get the tips is a readily-available and oft pointed out fact that, like a raging Sean Hannity, y'all partisan assholes have chosen to shout past.

What do you gain from defending some random dude's opinion?

When a fancy high-rise condo building for millionaires goes up in a neighborhood and attracts a bunch of millionaires who start drag racing their Lamborghinis, you blame the millionaires, but also the condo developers. And Lamborghini. And whoever made the streets.

I'll assume you're talking about Williams, because many of the people responding are offended (though, really, they're not offended, they're justifiably angry) on their own behalf.

OMG THE WAVE OF TITS IS BLOCKING MY CAPACITY TO WATCH SOMETHING ELSE

And hey, would'ja look at that? Nobody's accusing him of forcing women to conform to his will. They're telling him that his beliefs are flawed.

They should be able to show skin without getting a bunch of bullshit. It's not that they should or should not dress a certain way.

OH SHIT THO MY LAPTOP IS MADE OF CHEMICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS

The first two or three are really, really, tough.

Not just that, Melissa Fumero is of Cuban descent, Stephanie Beatriz is from Argentina, and Joe Lo Truglio (Charles) is a Gnome.

"It's a toilet... or a woman, it's whatever you need it to be"

I get the offense about Dong (and, honest to god, Dong Wang's name is just... that's weak, guys), but the outrage about Krakowski-as-secret-Lakota really doesn't make any sense to me.

Nah.

One thing I fail to wrap my head around, week after week, is how someone can be so twisted, so nutty, so utterly wrongheaded and just downright inhuman as to wait two fucking hours for a table.

Racial purity is never 'used correctly' and it's not a good thing to care about. It's fine, but it's strictly a negative thing to be concerned with.

Hey, bro, not all hipsters are asian. Racesss!

Careful that this take doesn't burn your pooper when the rest comes out, seeing as it's stupid-hot.

50's a good number for the regular season.

From Doooowntoooooooooooooown.