No one caaaaareeeed, beeeecaaaauuuuuseeeee it's not reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaallll

his Peach Soda

The fuck?

Did she really, though?

Y'know, you're absolutely right about the four-man lineups thing, and even though no one needs these, I guarantee Basketball Internet produces 100 more by May.

"But I am forced to rally around someone who embraces a more regressive 2nd wave perspective, because the wretched and wrathful voices crying out against her are so loud and so vulgar that there is only support or opposition. No debate."

Saying fuck it when you're down 30 points isn't tanking. You can say he's not playing as hard as he can every minute regardless of the score, but Lebron doesn't do that either. It would be stupid to do that.

ScoreBort

Audrey Hepburn (icon) sucks. Nobody who thinks of her as iconic can picture her as anything other than Stupidname Whateverthefuck.

Healthier? Pfft, not how I do. Gotta grab that 70/30 beef for extra crispiness, maybe give it some down-home style lardons by mixing a little bacon into the beef.

No. Fuck Russell Westbrook.

Oh come on, anyone other than you knows exactly why you chose that guy.

All timer. Not only will I never forget that story, but I'll never be able to forget the two times that I had a bite on my face and wondered.

Oh shit, James Franco and LDR totally deserve each other. That would be fantastic, and I would love to read their dueling memoirs two years on.

I... I think you're trying to be clever, but deep down, I hope that you honestly believe that referring to a movie from last year in a comment that levies pop-cultural outdatedness as a criticism is totally not stupid.

C'mon, maybe I'm a dumbass, but isn't it pretty obvious it's Pop?

Booooooooooooooooo

I refuse to believe that so many of us prefer Ham over more food-like alternatives like Salami.

Boo. No quote, no reference, just boo. The Simpsons have fallen far in these past... decades (*sob*), but don't you dare.

Does anyone know what the hell this is supposed to mean?