Hey, attractive people are just as likely to be jimmy-two-pumps as ugly folk.

Sure about that?

Kobe might not even be a league average player this season.

I don't know about this 'shade' business, but fix your understanding of the legal system.

Nick Folly.

Thanks for the tip, that was a swell 10 minutes.

But what does the aggrieved mayor of some podunk town which happens to be home to 60,000 Bosnians think of all this?

Noticed him responsive, eh?

In comparison with all the evidence, i.e.: the number of people driving Porsches, rolling coal, etc.

No no no, don't be such a simpleton. They enjoy getting blowjobs, not giving them. Sucking dick is what worthless subhumans do for alphas.

Like, yah?

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'humor' isn't sarcasm, and whining about taste isn't humor.

Substitute Stella, Kronenbourg, and basically any imported lager available around the US. Also Oskar Blues. Because that's fucking syrupy trash.

Dipshit.

Great that he's gotten a little educated, but fuck his act, new or old. He's a crap comedian in the Gilbert Gottfried tradition: yell your material in an annoying voice, half the audience will let their fucking childhood conditioning take over and mistake what you're doing for humor.

I go to lunch still carrying this load, which is now drying out. After eating, I am off to the bathroom to clean it up

WHY AREN'T ALL THE ITEMS THAT I'VE GOTTEN THE BEST POSSIBLE VERSION OF THEIR TYPE?

Where's 'my' definition of racism?

Not a grammatical error, I was correcting the meaning because...