Yeah, enforcement in CA is pretty lax. I'm not sure about the actual letter of the law, what punishments are prescribed, but they're almost only handed down when you're:

Well, not you, but someone with some sack, maybe.

"We let in that cement, and look what they did with it."

That's his point.

finally. I'm sad for the guy, it sucks that it happened, but c'mon, we don't come here for the empathizers.

That's exactly what it is. You can parry by hitting forward (for high) and down (for low) at the moment of impact. I'm not sure how many frames you have, but it's pretty small. And yeah, the key is that it doesn't shave off health when you parry an attack like it would if you blocked.

Ooh, that name is hawt. I don't know if I'll ever hear that song the same way again.

To your point about apparel manufacturers:

That's also bullshit that ought to be fixed, but it's separate bullshit.

Whoa, like, do words change over time, losing connection to their original referents?

booooo! *hiss*

Or Gawker.

1. People who post 'sarcastic' comments that don't have any edge.

Eh, the left turn only lane isn't such a problem. Drivers who are pulling into a driveway/parking spot and only signal as they hit the brakes are the real fuckers.

6. A stranger awkwardly holding the door open too long.

Oh shit, if there's a guy in the NFL who teabags when he gets a sack, I'll watch every one of his team's games, and I don't watch until the Niners make the playoffs.

Put it back where you got it. Goddam, son, that's a solved problem.

The video is cute, but I get a feeling the accompanying post was written by the same machine they use at Buzzfeed.

Same goes for those immigrants who can't manage to say (some weirdly-spelled word). Right on! People should be ashamed of their lack of opportunities to become educated about foreign pronunciations.

That's totally understandable. It's possible that they don't have fresh spinach very often (in whatever town Wyoming), so the guy's thinking of canned, and it's probable that the pizza place doesn't buy fresh spinach. Not only that, but spinach is a crappy pizza topping.