And the people who produce porn movies make more than the people who write books, on average.

I was saying 'Boo'.

Oh, I don't think your reaction was wrong, necessarily, I just don't think mine was over the line either. I wouldn't say I'm 100% sure of who that guy is, I think it's totally fair to withhold judgement, I'm just not going to do it.

I wouldn't go that far. He said some loaded words that, on the internet, in a discussion about the quantity of sex someone is having, definitely point to a certain type of character. Now, maybe he's not, but his response is the kind of thing I'd expect from a PUA-type, too.

I specified shitty imported lagers. In my experience, douchey, wanna-be alpha-bros like to think they're sophisticated, so they drink Stella Artois and Heineken, both of which are crap-level imports.

If you want to be reasonable, fine, I'll say that I was unnecessarily pointy, but this is, y'know, Deadspin, and not SafeSocialSpaces.weaksack.com

You're missing the point, per-game stats don't accurately represent per-minute statistics if you count overtime games as one data point.

Classify away. "take control of the situation" and "don't beg for sex and don't pay for it" don't sound like a healthy person's picture of things to me.

Dammit, that's the beer my original attack was looking for. Perfect choice.

Rage-humping a body pillow with a fleshlight in it is not what the rest of us call sex, but if that's what keeps you from stalking people, more power to it.

WAY TO ALPHA, BROTHER.

This sucks, but it made me laugh more than the good comments.

Also, if he was really down, he'd know this is a dumb way to go about things. And she probably wouldn't post it online if she were down.

Y'know what, though? As much as it's fine to eat there and not have the owners' beliefs inform your fast food choices, the gay marriage thing isn't just an opinion. Nobody would call anti-miscegenation 'just an opinion', and that's how the opposition to gay marriage is going to look in 50 years. It's a fucking dumb…

Also, Welcome to Weeds seasons 3 to whatever, where every caricature is squared.

You, dawg. You.

Yes, why would you want to add fat, body, and a slight sweetness to anything you're seeking to get the most flavor out of?

Nah, the funniest the ESPYs got was having Melo on to present the 'Best Team' award.

Well, beheading takes the pounds off.

If that's the case, they're about to be the number 1 pick in my "twitter ghost author" draft. They're already ready for the big leagues, shadow-authoring convincingly real, yet top-notch tweets.