Huh?

Thank you for getting my point and proving it.

#PETTY.

Thank you for writing about this. I think the problem is deeper than the buttons themselves, they're a reflection of the annoying emphasis placed on bouncing between the game I'm playing and the dashboard at any moment. Maybe most people really like that and I'm just the odd gamer out.

It means you can't trade picks (maybe just 1st rounders) in consecutive years.

The right pancake strategy is to lift your top pancake with a fork or knife, scoot some of the top pancake's butter/powdered sugar in there, then pour your syrup and let the top pancake down. It sucks up syrup through the bottom, while you get proper coverage on the middle cake, and then the last pancake in the stack…

You got there, but c'mon, there's a whole (terrible) genre of acoustic rap covers, so... whatever.

The fuck? Lebron was the only guy on that team who gave them anything.

Loyalty to what? I'm not a Melo fan, but, like every other player in the NBA, he doesn't owe the team that drafted him anything. If he wants to live in New York and play on a sad-sack team, that's business.

Bah, whoops.

+ glue, though. I could drink soft-serve if I let it sit for a few seconds. The Frosty doesn't become drinkable for like 20 minutes.

A number of Five Guys places have drive through windows. Consider yourself de-horsed.

I've been to the Habit around 10 times. It's not a great burger. The meat is flavorless, without any crust to speak of, as though cooked from frozen. The toppings are decent cover, and the buns are notably fresh-tasting, and everything is put together nicely. But it's a big step down from Five Guys or In-n-Out, who…

Okay, Skip, we get it, you don't actually watch basketball, so you can shut the fuck up now.

Shooting 42%, 30% from 3, taking the most attempts on his team by far, 6.2 assists versus 3.6 TO, fewer than 4 rebounds per game, with his only real positive stat being 2.2 steals and a bunch of FTA.

Not so much. The first guy's an idiot (seeing as those baseball players are part of huge rosters, don't have to run when they do play, and, most importantly, anyone who actually watches the NBA can trot out names like Curry, Paul, Noah, Lillard, Aldrdidge, Love, and so on to match up with Trout et al.), but you're…

That's only because oranges trounce apples every time, so why even bother.

That's some dumbass privileged bullshit. By that logic, only white people should be allowed to go around with unexamined hairstyles.

Maybe you should ask a native speaker what the word means, and not someone who admits to 'learning brazilian portuguese'.

I don't think American-rules football is as universal here as football is in Brazil (or England, or Germany, or most of the other countries where it is the predominant sport), just because we have two other American-made sports that divide people's loyalties more significantly than do the competitors to soccer in most…