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Manic Pixie Dream Cancer (it should be "Manic Pixie Cancer Boy", but whatever)

What happened to you, man?

That's totally understandable and a fair reason for Nintendo to do something. But the people complaining about fairness don't seem to understand that they're playing a racing game, not a communist medal-distribution one.

Isn't the step by step tutorial just:

I don't get the logic from the anti-hopper side: "It's unfair that your drift boost will last longer than mine just because you mastered this technique"

Why is everyone so up in arms about someone saying that they don't buy these are real?

You're not even 'WizeCrax', you're 'WizerCrax'.

The real problem with the justification is the idea that you get to retaliate. You're not retaliating, you fucked up and the other guy took advantage. He's proud of his handiwork, you're ashamed about your mistake, but for some reason you can't let go of your mistake, you have to get back at someone else for your…

That's fucking dumb. If my kid beat yours for highest grade on the math test, would it be reasonable in the grand scheme of things for your kid to slap mine? I mean, it's not like there's a real risk of injury, and my kid was, y'know, really excited that he did well on the test, so fuck him.

Go back to Jezebel.

I love the tossed-in, 'in the U.S.', as though their population is just, y'know, roundly dumber than the rest of the world.

You're a fucking moron. Yes, the system is shitty and ineffective. But, as you said in your comment, "the tests are adjusted to fit the level the average student is on."

Mmmm, delicious, delicious anecdata.

The fact that you have an entire "nofap" movement based on helping people to stop addiction to internet porn and get out there with real people is a testament to how actually addictive internet porn can be.

TW: Not to do with article at hand

Some shit you can mock. When I talk about Texas being a haven for fucking assholes who desperately want to be proud of some adopted identity, even if that identity is a combination of some of the worst shit Americans do, I'm not imagining that every person there typifies that particular shitstained character. But…

Y'know, I want to like Izzy (if only because listening to Bruce Bowen act like he actually understands basketball is fucking torture, but I needs muh ball podcasts) but he's almost as big a fucking 'storyline' idiot as Bowen.

Y'know what though? THIS:

Y'know, I thought that the refs basically saved OKC in the 4th, not so much with the goal tending flub, but with the absolute fucking parade of FTs when the Thunder couldn't make shit, and the willingness to let the Thunder just ram into Spurs ballhandlers on the perimeter (Fisher, in particular, was just trying to…