Magic Johnson's worse.

Nah, here's the longest:

I'd suggest the track 'Bomb Water' on the latest CD.

Y'know it's still about this:

I wish this post got more viewers, because that deserves a ton of stars.

And how many bad calls in the second half kept the Thunder in the game? The Thunder scored more points on FTs in the 4th than they did from the field, and they managed to get 18 of them in the quarter. Not only that, but the Spurs only managed 4 (discounting the intentional foul on Manu).

That's totally right, but it's a 'write the story while the ball is in the air' kind've thing. You can't know what happens after, and two points in a tie game with 40 seconds left is massive. Every team would take a made basket over 'maybe things will turn out well even with the blown call'.

That's what crumbly-assed old shits like you said about tobacco, nostalgia, whiskey, vinyl, dive bars, basketball jerseys, and a billion other things.

Honestly, he's one of the 5 best players of all time, but Magic is one of the 5 worst public talkers of all time, too.

People who like Seth MacFarlane are SOOO real you guys... like.. they're so much less snobby and just like honest where everyone else is a big stuck up douche for pretending like tired jokes about asians aren't the height of comedy.

Yeah, c'mon man, Aziz Ansari has shitty material and gets by on one delivery gimmick. Then again, I'm amazed at how many comedy snobs seem to love John Mulaney. I bought his newer album and I laughed only at the doctor's office bit.

SELF BURN.

Aww, already did that. Thanks though.

(While flailing arms above head) WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE INCLUDED INFORMATION WHICH RUNS COUNTER TO YOUR GENERAL POINT, OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE READ AND SYNTHESIZED THAT INFORMATION AND MODIFIED YOUR POINT ACCORDINGLY.

Y'know, it's a habit. Much like your choice to ignore (marginally) more meaningful critiques in favor of trying (and, y'know, failing to, y'know) counter-critique someone's grammar. Y'know.

Plenty of places in the country where 'neither' is grammatical.

Y'know what though? It's not a typo. Because "Clippers' fans" isn't common parlance neither.

Wait, I'm a little puzzled, are you saying that white people in the bay area don't use public transit? If so, I've got a lifetime of ridership plus the government stats to say you're wrong.

Twizzlers suck balls. Red Vines are delicious. It shouldn't really require any outside work to figure that out, but, y'know, if that's what it takes, fine.

Y'know, I'm not much for grammar nazi-ing, but people who fuck up possessives are wrong about everything. Come on, dipshit, they aren't The Clipper and fans of the team are not owned by the team.