Organized religion in general, but especially Christianity, with its stupid fucking masturbatory confessionals and unlimited mulligans so long as you pretend to be super duper sorry about it and OMG YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM BECAUSE HE SAID HE’S SORRY AND IF YOU DON’T FORGIVE HIM THAT MAKES YOU THE BAD GUY.

How old is too old to drive a teen in your congregation to a secluded road without her permission and demand she touch you sexually?

“... hurt by the ripple effect of the consequences of that sin.”

What are you doing, John Goodman? :(

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

I understand the political situation and I expected them to act as they did.

It’s not like he’s the ugliest guy I’ve ever seen, he’s just completely soulless seeming. Those dead, cold eyes. It freaks me out.

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

The community guidelines are so very clearly meant for interactions between strangers (i.e. Uber Pool). That Uber would point the news station to this is pretty fucking awful of them.

I dunno. The number of dudes who think I want to fuck them just because we made eye contact as we passed each other on the street would suggest this is a more common phenomenon that you contemplate.....

Lipo me into a Pnina Tornai, George, I want to look like a SPACE SEX PRINCESS for my marriage vows.

When your bad faith tactics start to become indistinguishable from literal Nazis on Twitter, you know you’ve gone a bridge too far.

My wife did a quick google the other day to see Donald Trump’s approval rating. The results were something along the lines of 8 well known sites giving what she asked, then a Fox result about Hillary Clinton’s approval rating being at an all time low.

She talks like a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. The whole family is like that. Her father is a poor man’s idea of a rich man. Melania’s “smoldering” facial expressions (such as they are) look like what she thinks a model should look like. The 2 sons... well, I don’t know what they’re going for, really, other…

She’s been in the general orbit of Fucktard McFuckface for years. What did she expect? Seriously? 45 is an asshat who wore his racism, xenophobia, misogyny and bigotry on his sleeve for decades and pretty much said he was going to surround himself with people who shared his views and was going to do what he could to…

Those police officers should be in prison for endangering the welfare of a minor and for kidnapping.

“Today, we no longer recognize the universal truth that God is the author of our life and liberty,” Moore said of the election results. “Abortion, sodomy, and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”