Somebody please do this to JJ Watt.

Acting nutty over sugar. Cane you believe it.

So her concerns about the family’s power are probably not unwarranted.

Waiting for the avalanche of Bernie Bros who think Sriracha is the way to go...

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

Except it is really not that new. Conservation has been a driving force for zoological facilities for the last several decades.

Right, zoos are just the main groups actively involved in animal conservation. But what do you really care about that? Oh right, you don’t care.

There are a couple hundred Malayan tigers left; just leaving them all where they live is maybe not the best way to still have Malayan tigers in ten years.

Hey, there was a Papadopoulous there. So, truthiness.

This is a distinction without a difference.

Thug? I really don’t like hearing that word used as a generalization—that’s precisely when it turns into code for the N-word. These guys are thugs, but generalizing about squids riding in inappropriate attire by calling them “thugs” doesn’t sit right with me, the way the word is used these days.

pretty style, they even look business office appropriate.

Her hair looks cute. I'm not seeing the unprofessional because it looks neat and clean to me. I think braids are professional.

I feel like a little while back there was also a reveal that they primarily targeted black and brown customers as potential “shoplifters” too. Zara is pretty racist all in all.

Her hair looks beautiful, and I can’t imagine what actual problem there could be with it. Zara have opened themselves up to some serious problems here I think. Unless they have an actual “no braids” policy, which I highly doubt they do.

goddamnit.

I don’t accept your lifestyle as a bigot.

Can’t wait for SBNation’s longform profile of him.

Respect for Phil Robertson? Would it be respect for his bigoted ways? His cruel, monstrous twisting of Jesus’ words and actions? Maybe respect for the big scam where the Robertson clan pretended to be bearded hillbillies when actually they are clean shaven wealthy tennis playing country club 1%rs?

I hate to break it to you: