I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

Fuck Virginia. Was stationed there off an on throughout my naval career and I don’t miss that place. I booked it outta that state soon as I had my DD214 in hand.

Now this child is going to grow up and never come out of her room because they let her stay in as long as she likes. Terrible parenting.

#notallrapes

Then you should take the Buzzfeed quiz “What’s Your Spirit Cheese?”

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

I thought she was going to star on

:/

Wow, that was pretty good.

*asexually reproduces more delicious cheese in appreciation.

Hi, my name’s Jonathan Franzen and I really don’t see what the uproar is all about.

I mean don’t get me wrong there are people here who are against it (the wee free kirk needs to shut their fucking pieholes) but in general the Scottish government is just like: u mad bruh

Also depends on where you are from in Scotland. Everywhere but glasgow is emotionally repressed. Glasgow is not emotionally repressed. I know because I fucking live here.

“Cuntybaws recommended your post”

We Scots fellas are also emotionally repressed. Until we have a drink. Then people just wish we were emotionally repressed.

This week also saw Scotland allow agender identification as a legal status (ie passports and such) and for trans folk they can change their gender on their birth certificate as easily as their name now (ie no more panels deciding whether or not a person is male or female).

Ours wants to bang his own daughter.

Always a fun reminder that Europe’s conservatives are our mainstream Democrats and their Neo-Nazis are our mainstream Republicans.

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.