Her reality distortion field is powerful enough to protect a planet from the Heart of Gold.

“She’s well aware of his cheating, but she doesn’t believe that her husband is a rapist.”

You can’t be talking about Jian Gomeshi, right? Because it would be ridiculous to say what you just said about him.

Hmm... have you performed The Ritual? Usually it’s a mistake in symbology. Remember, the order you draw the glyphs is important, and ALL the candles have to stay lit the entire time.

“Women consented to drugs and sex”

Nawww. That’s just air escaping her anus. She’s not actually FARTING.

Thank you, Ms. Rowling! Also, please do not publish a manuscript thirty years from now, in which we find out Harry has grown old and intolerant of Muggles.

Well played.

you really shouldn’t be doing that in public restrooms.

Right? Why don’t they just sneak in an ISIS attack on a city inhabited by puppies?

Fuck me, do I get that. My husband is black and I look white. We weren’t married when we bought our house. He told me not even to take him when I started. Together we were shown a dilapidated mold spore across from an emergency room, alone I was shown a cozy foreclosure in the best school district in the state.…

Lots of people. As a black person trying to buy something right now I shop with a white friend who poses as me so I can see the same places.

Real estate agents can steer certain races of buyers to certain neighborhoods.

OK Americans against those evil unions, this is why unions were needed a hundred years ago and are still needed today. Without collective bargaining and labour laws, you’ll have 14 year olds, working 18 hour shifts, pulling coal out of the mines again. Don’t believe me, believe Scott.

Built-in basting baby!

I’m afraid you may not understand depression/anxiety as mental illnesses. Several years ago I struggled with suicidal ideations and at the time, in my confused mind, it felt like it was a selfish thing to _stay alive_. Everything that Charmed212x said agrees with my experience. At times I truly believed that it would…

This is a beautiful, compassionate, and empathetic response. I too hope he can honor her heroic memory by getting the help he needs, and then maybe help others. Would be a dignified and worthy tribute to her brave and loving act.

Dear god. My first reaction is to be disgusted with the boyfriend - but depression, suicidal tendencies, and addiction (which I assume is included here given his intoxicated state) are serious issues and I’m not sure that’s the right route. I do hope he gets help, though it’s going to be an extremely hard battle now…