I'm going to mail her this rubber ISIS fetus:

Something about seeing rednecks praise Israel... Trying to figure out the rational here...

"What we got that JEW flag for!?"
"Cause Pa, if we wave the Jew flag, them Muslims will get angry!"
"Don't we hate Jews too?"
"We hate them evil Arabs more, Pa!"
"Aright! LONG LIVE ISRAEL, COUSINS! SO LONG AS THEM JEWS HATE OBAMA…

No love for the Granny Prep?

That's a great point. I'm sure your sage judgment about people you've never met is very comforting to the women threatened by them.

Oh gosh, silly me

What is he getting "mixed up" in? He played really well and thanked his coach, a woman, and responded to people who had doubted his choice in coach. End of story.

The presumably cisgender boys who assaulted me in a bathroom at my high school had no problem just walking the fuck right in. Banning trans women from using women's bathrooms doesn't protect me from rapists; it just fucks over a particular subset of women. (And, in case I need to spell that out, that's bullshit.)

I'll just pop this in here.

"Jim Crow" Seems appropriate.

Yes but spelled/pronounced Diabeetus.

It makes me sad and conflicted that Neil Gaiman is married to her, and continues to be married to her, seemingly by his own choice

The more I think about a gender swapped Sex and the City, the more I am intrigued. I'm just picturing a dude obsessed with shoes and his tumultuous relationship with a powerful, wealthy, commitment-phobe lady in a power suit.

An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!

Oh, please - if Mrs. Obama had worn a scarf, FOX would have gone apeshit and called her a Muslim.

I do forum based tech support for a living, let me run this through my batshit-to-logic converter and see what happens.

I have no idea what you're talking about or what it has to do with this video I posted but you know what? You just do you, drunk Internet commenter. You do you.

This is a huge red flag for what is known as an "inadequate personality". You should be creeped out - and you should call attention to the inappropriate contact if this person is anywhere near your sphere of existence any more.

Go plug the Facebook cord back in, I guess.

Yeah, the version where they bury an unconcious cat that revives enough to get up is improbable, but it can happen. I just don't buy that cat was deep enough in shock for a vet to pronounce it dead and the owner to bury it and then got out of it's grave. I'm guessing that either they buried it immediately with no vet…