So it's not just a bunch of old white men sitting round a table.

It's the hypocrisy, stupid! Dems don't go around lecturing everyone about family values; that's a Republican game and you know it. Of course, most of these right-wing Christian assholes are full of shit; They have no values, moral or otherwise. They've simply sold their soul to the highest bidders in the scary world…

Well, the prostitute might have a family.

One of my favorite things Michael Jackson ever did was his Scarecrow in the movie. Tough act to follow.

FOX reports this is also a good time to invest in Bitcoin and gold.

But, you realize that in so many corners of the world, sterilized (boiling) water is a rarity, let alone for a cup?

I still occasionally get reviews and personal hate mail talking about my gay agenda. (Basically, I had 2 gay men, 1 lesbian, and 1 bisexual woman in a book...so, ya know, mega gay agenda).

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

I looked at a car there last month and regretted it. Super bro-y. The salesman kept disappearing, leaving me waiting at the desk for at least five minutes at a time, even when I just asked for a business card. He and his manager tried every trick in the book to keep from giving me a price. I eventually gave them a…

"Your likely another woman who wants to be able to go party and have zero accountability"

SERIOUSLY! At a certain point you're not a bullying kid, you're just an asshole with a shit personality. That's how they start out.

What species are you talking about?

I love the saying, "those who love brutal honesty are more interested in the brutality than thr honesty".

People who are "honest" and "tell it like it is" are really just assholes.

Don't you also love men who call women "gals"?

I'm still trying to convince my girlfriend she doesn't need to wear makeup....

I know this is unsolicited, but please tread lightly with your girlfriend and examine why it is you're trying to convince her. She doesn't NEED to wear makeup, but people do all kinds of things they don't strictly NEED to all the time, every single day. Why single out makeup in particular? Does it make her happy? Is…

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