You'd think Roger Ailes would have gotten in touch with her by now.

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

That litter box story is hilarious.

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?

When I was living in Turkey, my favorites were:

No? It's a meat pie. Wrapped in a pie crust, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone who considers that a pastry.

Cornish PASTIES. And it's not pronounced the same as the nipple ones, either.

Jesus, people. Anyone who pays even the faintest attention to the Winter Olympics knows that the two man loo has been a sanctioned event for decades.

I don't agree. He's never said anything classist unless you count his lamenting of "posh bashing" as classist which it is not. I come from a (somewhat) similar background as Benedict (obviously my family has never owned slaves) and went to a British public school as he did and people do make a lot of assumptions about…

Except of course he was spot on with that comment, there's nothing classist about it. There were two groups taking part in those riots: people who were expressing anger over a police action, and people who were having a good time looting and taking advantage of the chaos. BC differentiates between the two. You'd…

Not really. There's a tumblr that catalogues this kind of thing. 95% of the stuff here for Benny is complete bullshit, the other 5% is partial bullshit. Unless they're missing something horrible he said this is just another case of SJ warriors being kind of dumb.

Can you link to anyone else except that Tumblr? All the eyerolling it forces me to do is making reading difficult.

That was seriously it? Honestly, that was pretty weak sauce. I was expecting substance and that was nothing.

Thanks to Matt Sarzyniak, we identified Tom House. He's Nolan Ryan's former pitching coach!

Total speculation, but maybe by the amount of force needed to cause a certain injury? Like a skull couldn't have deformed this much unless it hit something at this speed...

Pathologists are qualified to identify trauma sources.

I think the biggest thing in play was that it was 100mph in a 45mph zone on city streets. That tends to be a killer...

I have to say the action in this one is a steppe up from the usual city footage we get in these videos.

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

Oh, you said bitch. Sorry.