Dice. In a penis.

Trouser snake eyes.

[dying]

"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"

It's actually very common among aircraft carriers that don't have a catapult launch system. So pretty much everything not American or French, though the British are building a new class of carriers without it.

I haven't seen the store but the catalog is enough to light fires.

What does whiteness have to do with anything? Italians are also white...

Can you imagine Rob Ford sporting a Bills jersey while talking about eating a girl out?

How could you forget this one????

Thank you for covering this story. As difficult as the subject matter is, I think it's really crucial to be openly talking about the ways that LGBTQ populations are affected by domestic and sexual violence. And yeah, that women can be abusers/perpetrators, too. I'm sad to hear about it but I don't think we're seeing a…

I got my thumb jammed in a meat slicer, the blade was so sharp and the wound was so clean that I didn't even realize what was going on until, you guessed it, "Something's wrong here. OH MY GOD"

Umm....that looks like blood. End of argument.

This is the boot-lickingest corporate shilling I've seen in a minute. I hope it's factored into your bonus at Under Armor this year; you've earned it.

I'm embarrassed for my former university for this (1) shallow show of patriotism and (2) horrible, horrible execution. Blood splattered jerseys. Is this suppose to be the most ironic tribute ever?

2016 is right around the corner and I think the Tea Party just found their man.

Find that guy's birthday and I guarantee you've got the keypad code to his garage.

So according to his (maybe) father, Richie Incognito is habitually taunting and bullying someone he knows has attempted suicide multiple times. Sounds like Richie Incognito is a real piece of shit, even if you accept every word of his father's story.

I've heard of a case where protesters were stopped because of friends of the clinic. The number of protesters (you could expand this to calls, etc) were counted and people donated a small amount based on these numbers. The more protesters, the more money was raised. The money was used to help women in need to pay for…

I have a crackhead friend that was pregnant for 5 months before she found out, at which point she opted to have a late-term abortion. She was 18 and definitely should not have been having that baby. It was certainly okay in that case.

Look, I have some problems with the idea of having an abortion. So I've never had one. I refused second trimester testing with both my pregnancies, because as far as I was concerned, I got what I got and was birthing my babies, so I understand your discomfort with late term abortion. But do you honestly think that…