That's exactly why I don't buy it.

Great. Now I've remembered the page in my cursive workbook that had to be erased so many times the paper wore through. I still have terrible penmanship.

Did you advance in your entrepreneurship?

Replying to myself because the more I think about this the more it pisses me off. There are offices filled with men (and a few) women drafting legislation like this, and they started doing it in earnest after Windsor. This sort of targeted legislation is going to start coming hot and heavy once SCOTUS affirms the…

I get that. I am in Texas and there's a wedding I need to attend as soon as SCOTUS rules. I had to swear that I'm not a jinx since I'm a two-time loser at marriage. Though they were both lovely affairs!

I'd honestly like to know what states test for Tay-Sachs prior to marriage. Unless you are an Ashkenazi Jew (and not Sephardic) and so is your spouse, it's rare. Unless there is a simple blood test (which genetic testing is not), a required fee like that for marriage would most likely be deemed a violation of equal…

Exactly. That is the only purpose for this. And it's funny, because it's directed at gay men, not lesbians.

Those blood tests do not test for genetic disorders. Do you have any idea how expensive that would be? They were Wasserman tests for syphilis and a holdover from pre-antibiotic days when there was no cure for syphilis. Syphilis is also far more contagious than even the most ambitious strain of HIV could ever hope to…

I'm with whoever hates bananas. I don't even like the way they smell. Then someone leaves the peels in the trash and it smells like bananas forever. Otoh, it was a contract with the government and those are always fair game when it comes to public information requests, so not much he can bitch about there.

Or to be sitting near her at such an event.

My niece, who is only in her 20's, has already had skin cancer from tanning beds. Seriously. Stop.

I tipped a bartender on someone else's tab, once. They guy was Israeli, tipped $2 on a $100 bar tab. I'm Jewish and it was a small town so I tipped her $20 to make up for it. Saw the asshole reading Torah a few months later at services and thought about throwing my siddur at him.

The man who came into the women's bathroom at the rest stop that night and proceeded to try to open every single stall door (I was in one) was clearly a man. Nothing stopped him from walking in then and nothing will stop him now. There is no reason for this law other than to shame and criminalize trans people.

She didn't know she was pregnant because she spent the first six months writing her name.

I am begging for an embroidery kit of this.

It's not strange at all. Think about expensive, dry-aged beef. Slow, controlled rot.

You can buy it canned. Off Amazon.

Oh, God. Singapore smells like a garbage dump during durian season. I never ate it. Just couldn't.

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There is a reason to ban polygamy. It's inherently socially unstable. What do you think happens to all those extra boys in FLDS communities?