I got mine on a sugar cube. It was pink. The only vaccine I liked getting.

Nice troll attempt. She has no health problems. She is a better candidate now thanks to her experience as Secretary of State under the man she lost to and she's not terribly divisive. She also tends to out-poll any Republican challenger.

Gut-wrenching, in a very real sense. The story of Whitney and Bobbi Kristina has become too Shakespearean for Shakespeare.

East Texas is awful, too. I actually had a fellow Jew tell me I should lie or change religions to get a job. I moved.

I vividly remember malaria. It was awful. Fever of 104. And we took anti-malarials, so what would it be like without them? I give such props to Bill Gates. Totally makes sense that your mom would make such a choice after watching her baby with it. That must have been terrifying. Still terrifying for the millions of…

Exactly. I had a non-US upbringing and endured chikungunya and malaria. I think my mom was the only family member who didn't get malaria, in fact. It would have been great to have vaccines for both. We got cholera shots every six months for years. And I remember the doctor at the port in Beirut using the same…

You made out with Adrien Brody????? (swoons)

No, I did not. It gets really old.

Why do you think there are no Jews in Texas? My current temple is one of the largest Reform congregations in the country. We have Haredi, too. Jews have been moving to Texas since the first boat was diverted from New York to Galveston.

And she's not Jewish. Even more special. Giving us a bad name.

Why don't I run that by your mom and see what she has to say, hon?

If he actually spoke about that in an interview, I would be surprised if he'd get in to medical school.

I doubt it. No one in the South gets so excited about a coat-check. They don't really exist much.

Bottom line from someone who was only very briefly a server: Gargantuan props to each and every one of you. You keep us fed and drunk in spite of ourselves.

Is there an animal carcass in that?

There are murderous police in a Katrina story. Danziger Bridge.

I remember little Hashtag in NZ. That was nixed, too.

This is not the first time I've heard of this exact issue. A bar in Albuquerque got in very public trouble when it was so open about it as to advertise that it was hiring ONLY female bartenders. Ruby Tuesday, unlike most local bars, has enough employees to bring it under Title VII. Anti-discrimination laws benefit…

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