The "secret" of peeing after sex saved me numerous times (ooh! an admission!). The dye pills are welcome relief but it's better not to get one and avoid the horror of blood dripping from your urethra. I was taught the "secret" in biology lab at a small, religiously-affiliated liberal arts college in the South decades…

It's Shabbos and they were both carrying things. "Jews" for Jesus for sure.

Because it is wrong to treat people differently because of their race, creed, color, national origin, sexual orientation, gender identity, and gender whether your objection is based upon sincerely held religious beliefs or plain ol' assholery. What is so hard to understand about morals? Why don't you tell your "gay…

That was worth a Tweet. And I'm stealing it, too.

She was probably afraid of losing her job. Prisons tend to be in rural areas and per Google, Clifton has a population of under 3,000. The guard needs a lawyer, too. An employment lawyer.

I tend towards non sequiturs and the obscure. I mess up my own jokes and confuse myself.

Yup. You posted as I posted.

The Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper" sign is half of the sign (made with two hands) used by rabbis when they say the Priestly Blessing ("May the Lord bless you and keep you, etc."). Leonard Nimoy is Jewish and that's exactly where he got it. He's talked about it. The guys in the gif have no clue how close they are to…

The hands should be palm-out and the thumbs crossed for the blessing.

Poor Miss Switzerland. She could have been a cuckoo clock or a giant bar of chocolate or a St. Bernard or a keg of brandy hanging from a frighteningly huge St. Bernard's neck.

Oh, I am familiar with older, sexist men. I worked in academia for 15 years. Your issues are mine, as well. And uncountable other women. Pitiful that things haven't changed as much as they should have. Hang in there. Just hope he has at least one of you every semester. Make him recognize on some level that women…

You can let it go and complain after grades are in or speak to him privately. I'd speak to him in his office, during office hours. Make sure you are sitting if he is sitting (power dynamic). Be specific when you talk to him, don't just use generalizations. What you've posted is actually a good start. Don't accuse,…

Female whats? Cats? Dogs? Elephants?

Congrats on proving the author absolutely correct. You are a rather nasty piece of work, aren't you?

Or a paper doll...

Let me introduce you to Scott Roeder. He is a Christian who killed Dr. George Tiller in cold blood in his own church on a Sunday morning. Or Rick Perry. Back in 2012, he'd approved the killings of 250 people.

It was in Mecca, not some random city in Saudi. That's the image most people have in their heads when they think of Mecca. Like showing the St. Louis Arch or the Houses of Parliament.

The drug education we were mandated to receive every six months at the American school I attended in Singapore featured a slide with an image of a noose an an American quarter. The amount of heroin equivalent in weight to the quarter would get you the noose. That was somewhat tame after living in Nigeria where…

No. We tend to execute the innocent, as well. Will you ask an innocent person to sacrifice his life in the name of an imperfect, human justice system so we can execute a guilty one?

Death by a thousand cuts. That's what emotional abuse is. It never stops. Not for a minute. Parents and partners, both.