I swear that yesterday I was grossing myself out merely by thinking, "Moist slacks."

This is highly creepy. Were the models there? They look like superior aliens dropping in just for the juxtaposition and tweeting the pics back to Alpha Centauri.

@zachnold

I'm a feminazi Gawkerite. The trolling is getting old. Especially since I called a domestic violence hotline this morning and am going over to see them tomorrow. (Can you see me shaking through the internet?)

They're for the Second Line. A hanky will do.

Please, please re-read what you wrote then go back and read the article again. I'm serious. I'm probably old enough to be your mother and you are putting the onus on women to prevent you from doing...what? Controlling yourself? Back away from the buffet for a minute. It's not a buffet, is it?

Thank you! I've been crying all day and now I will just "be suitable a middle class person."

I saw a truck with BFD and some numbers and wonder what would happen if I wanted my own BFD plate. BFDME.

Yes, and science abandoned miasma theory which is why I still hate science. How could scientists be so stupid? No point in talking about science at all, now that we know how stupid scientists have been in the past.

Wouldn't little plowshare charms be cheaper and more meaningful? Dang. Good idea, me!

This is the sort of Texas Beauty I model myself after. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Molly-ivins.jpg

Luckily, we understand the word, "fallacy."

I am a bit knock-kneed. You will not get a gap if you are knock-kneed. The end.

As someone who looks like a Barbie, I used to worry the other way. Jebus.

It's always like that when someone dies young.

It was PR, pure and simple. No DL, just greed.

Nope. PR effort by the family. Reads that way to me. They were involved and it sure increased his brand recognition.

Following your logic, you do not want to pay for someone's health care if they get sick. Correct? So high risk folks are the problem. Do you stop at eating? Driving recklessly? How about the woman who does drugs while pregnant? Nope. Her fault. Or the person with shit genes? I stay out of your home, you stay…

Testing is closing the barn door after the cows are out. It's about public health, yours and the viewers who take sex cues from porn.