What the hell is up with this cleanse shit? Fast and drink some juice.

I know. And I've been called "little lady" by a judge so they didn't have to.

I am a female. Surprise.

Wittgenstein said it best, so excuse my mangling, but it is impossible for another to wear my hat. Remembering that, no matter who you are, goes a long way towards being at peace with your fellow humans.

I've been going to gay bars since I was 18 and I am an Old. I went because being "different" was ok at gay bars. To this day, I am more relaxed in a gay bar than a straight bar. And you know what? I became active in AIDS programs and the fight for marriage equality. It made all the difference in my life. I had no…

I couldn't finish reading. Chloe, gay bars have always been a welcoming place for straights like me who found acceptance for who I was. Gay bars have been a refuge and (most importantly) the place where I could hang with my friends. I could be the only straight person in a gay bar and you would never know. When…

He used PP because they are part of the (duh) health care network for women. And he was a Republican, btw.

I do. And I'm glad my gyn/onc is dead because this was his baby. I worked on the screening program with him (the legal crap).

My uncle sexually assaulted me when I was 11. Oh, I guess I consented without realizing it.

My bet on Ohio State is that his withdrawal was mutual. I wouldn't want him on campus, either. Hey, Notre Dame ought to admit him!

Some people should be grateful they have periods and didn't lose their last ovary at 40.

This is why I heart Jez.

A friend once received a voice mail like this. Except a real drug dealer got the wrong number and informed my surprised friend that the cops were on to them. We assumed the intended recipient was arrested by those cops.

Win.

Brent Spiner scanning frequencies. Excellent.

Ah. Danke, merci, grazi.

Switzerland? Though Basel was misspelled.

Damn you! I was all ready with a great line about finding a pork chop in a package of Fleischmann's.

Eeek. In a good way.

We've got to change "vagina dentata" completely.