Is it wrong that I’m glad one white star used a comb to style her hair for a change?

I’m “only” 38, but this piece really spoke to me. I think I’ve always felt like life was passing me by because people around me expected me to just sit back and let everyone else grow, try new things, and achieve their goals. There were things I want to do and should have done as a teen that I didn’t do until my early…

Why did Eddie have to sound like some lawn and garden equipment?

The gold gheri curl drips?????????????????????????????????????????????????

I’ll be damned if I trade in my beautiful odd colors of lipstick just so I can look like a fecalpheliac. That shit never, ever, ever loioks natural.

Microblading: Fuck no~! There’s no way I’m getting a tattoo that hurts like a tattoo, but it fades faster than a stick of joint from the state fair.

One black Friday I saw a white woman cold walking in a t shirt and jeans. I had to work hard not to mock her.

I lived in a kool-aid, Flavoraid, Willers, drink aid ass household. My mom really wasn’t trying to buy pop because she acted like pop was the priciest thing you can drink. She ever switched to Drink aid because Kool-aid costs a grip too. I named my Pound Puppy Cooler: the Kool-aid drinking dog and soon everyone in the…

I live in Kentucky. We hide when it snows, if we aren’t losing our damned minds.

They sell it at Wal-mart.

I didn’t know Rockn’ Rye has been around for a long time. Granted we got off brand kool-aid because pop or real Kool-aid was so much money.

You don’t know nasty until you put easy mix Kool-aid in your mouth. That shit make my brother weak.

I’m not mad at you. There are two bottle for tea. One for my tea and one for my brother. We also have two bottles for kool-aid.

“People wearing shorts in 2 degrees waiting for the bus? Only whites. No blacks allowed.” That shit happened to me and my family back in 2000. The sun was down, the cold was real, and this white ass bastard bops on the bus is a sweatshirt, an unzipped jacket, and some denim shorts. 

Thanks for reminding me of the time I did the splits against my will in front of my cousin’s apartment.

I called it light skinded Avatar.

I saw that movie at a full blown first run theater and I had to work hard not to cackle when her dance scene came on.

The second she found out her ex husband was out of line, she should have busted out a few eight counts with steel toes boots on.

There’s a female wrestler that wears a long braid like this and beats people with it. I wonder if this gif inspired her.

That’s what happened when my brother and I saw the first trailor at Kingsmen. I knew the trailor was hot fire, but my brother hadn’t seen it.