When Samson said the people around him transitioned along with him, a wave of calm and low key hope washed over me.  

Why do these white government officials want to get cursed out by black women so bad?  

The big hand-me-down church in my city is called St. Stevens Family life center.  Yeah, when the popular white church got they boy big building, St. Stevens snatched up the scraps.  Does Great of Good Hope count?

I’m going at adapt my theory on Sunny Anderson’s quickweave (and her whole existence) to the haircuts of black republican men.  They just skippin’ steps and they’re too fucked up to notice and correct the problem. 

When you think about the song as a whole, he might as well have sung dumb bitch.

Does a praise wave.

Fuck that shit.

I got the M_I crooked letter version and I’m still trying to fix myself.  

Outside of that last bullet point, I’d like it if you’d stop telling my business. Getting whuppins sparked a lust in me to attack back.

I don’t know how I feel about what you said, but I believe it’s worth thinking about. You also shook up a random memory from my 20's. I was at my dad’s house with my aunt and our nieces ect. I had raised my noice with one of the kids and my aunt said I would make a good parent. I didn’t respond to her, but I thought…

I think in this day and age, libraries will take any cash they can get. Hell, I think they would be happy to host an event that wasn’t packed full of people scamming free wifi.

I really wish people would stop pocket watching when it comes to weddings. You’re not going to get some cash award for failing your arms, frothing at the mouth, and urging people to elope. I feel a way about this because I come from a family full of bitter broke asses that love to pocket watch, boil the broom, and…

I would watch the fuck out of that and listen to the recap podcasts.

I meant chilled...My city has really good tasting tap water that I pay for every other month. I should have said cold ass throat punching water.

I need to keep my eyes open next shopping trip.  The dry soda I was talking about is in the whole food section.

The first and last time I tried that crap, I felt like I was using a salt lick...nothing refined about that.

I buy Voss, so I can reuse the bottle. I don’t mind the taste, but I prefer heavily child tap water.

What section of the Kroger is that white grape located? I love their cucumber dry soda along with lavender and Figi apple.

Five years ago, I wanted to try La Croix because the can looked pretty. I thought that whatever came out of cans like that must taste divine. I also herd people I liked rave over this pop of soda. The only places I found La Croix were grocery stores that only sold the stuff in cases. If I didn’t like La Croix, I…

Pirro (I almost typed Perro) acted just like kids that have never been punished in their fuck forsaken lives. One slap on the wrist or one night without desert and they are flipping their bits.