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They say better safe than sorry when in reality they want to be safe and sorry.

No kids, but I was thinking the same thing. Plus she’s had time to rest her feet.

What personalities are on the show and they're trying to be the show, the sales people make an exception. Johny Weir got to try on dresses when a friend of his got engaged.

She was shopping with her assistant that was about to get married.

My mom feels the same way your dad does. Plus she is the shits when it comes to tech stuff, so she'll make up any excuse people should just push buttons or connect wires for her.

I pronounce Louisville with two and a half sylibals. Lou-Ih-ville. I still in live in Louisville, so there’s a host of words I pronounce any old kind of way. Like popple level rd. or Doominill str.

It's better than being called an African booty scratcher. Then there's the yo' mamma chain...

I feel your announce/pain ect. I come from a family of mean spirited cheapskates that will tell any lie to avoid spending money. However, they are also greedy as hell too.

I'm sorry, but I just can't get with this. There are too many people around me(that share DNA with me to boot) that try to play their cheapness and greed off as frugality.

I didn’t really catch on to Invader Zim until a couple of years ago.

They have creative people on their payroll. They just won't let those people live.

You snatched the words from my mouth. Have a rocking day.

What the fuck indeed. I've come to expect fuckery like this whenever someone writes anything about nail art. The pressed basic bitches come out of the woodwork and flail. Flail, flail, flail.

I'm going to put the ass in assumption. 1.They just couldn't part with their furry friends. 2.They thought Miley's hosting would suck so bad that they needed distractions.

Maybe that’s why he got hired. He’s suppose to be the great love of the show. These guys eyebrows and baby neckbeards are creeping me out.

Give that pup back to Ms. West Coast.

White chick nude fashion on women of color is a big pet peeve of mine too. Now please tell me about your figure skating days.

This looks like some shit my mom would fall in love with at the DAV for no real reason.

Merry Tinahse's whole outfit Kill everything else.

I can't wait until we hear him scream when he wants his tom romen hair back.