spit take

Because dickbag is the new cool.

What's the story with them? I've herd people mention it here and when other Indie cosmetics companies stink up the spot.

I want to puke on you even though I know it's not your fault. Aim me in the direction of Megan Trainor/

Even if they made one for her, it shows too much skin for her taste.

I think I could deal with the dress, if it wasn't all 2D craft hell.

I’m so sorry. Something similar happened at my third birthday.

and Kidsbop

I'm taking this whole block of text from you.

I’ve herd a bunch of barely syllabic versions of this on the facebook pages of my local TV stations.

I wonder how this is going to work out because homie got inhured training for the match.

That's my hope as well. Especially knowing that she tried to kill herself.

cool, cool

First of all, I wish I could star your comment, but kinja problems.

Well that wacky redhead guy still hide behind a guitar.

Thank you.

Tall and skinny people can look pretty damn cool if they know how to dance.

Did she use the term “hanging out”. Klazzie people love to throw shade at women because this, that, or the third is hanging out.

And they will lose every ounce of their natural mind if you point it out to them.

Agreed. "I'm a real rebel cause I'm not getting tattoos like everyone else". No, you're trying to make fetch happen.