Jello bastard I agree with you because jello is best when it's just jello. I had a major butt attack because I eat a concoction consisting of jello, mixed fruit, and whipped cream. Never, never, never again.

You're not alone. My cousin has found a couple of cool Chinese and Japanese places around town that serve tasty stuff like red bean pastries.

From what I've read elsewhere, nukinja allows assholes to roam around and fling their troll poo.

But her ROCKS cheer was the bomb.

Did you post that gif because you're an Archer fan and remembered Lana giving birth with an assault riffle in her hands?

I thanks for sharing this with us Jezzies and people you know. A high school classmate talked about her abortion and I think it helped me look at abortion in a way that wasn't scandalized or stigmatized. She didn't go into medical specifics, but she didn't turn her experience into some dramatic morality play. It…

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I was sitting in my room laughing my ass off because TV Land showed a group of people watching the finale. They looked like a dollar store version of the cast. I've never sat down and watched an episode of Friends, but that show is part of one of my best sick day stories. Living Single was my Friends and I'm a bit…

Don't force purity BS on buttfaces. Life is hard for them as it is.

I think it's just a bunch of John Wane Americans that think that the only proper way to handle being bullied is to take it on the chin.

I'm a witness. One of the gourmet burger places in town sells short rib nachos that are fucking divine.

Some kids she went to school with were convinced that she was an Omega freak because she was so straight laced.

Dissapointed is parent for mad...ypu're mad.

I think men that claim that they like minimal makeup are responding to the color of the makeup instead of the application or the amount of makeup a woman actually has on her face.

My story is just like everybody else's. I use to watch Loveline until I got tire of Dr. Drew saying that everyone was sexually abused. I hit my limit when told a diabetic woman to swallow even though her blood sugar got higher after she gave her man oral. I think it's funny that Drew calls endometriosis a garbage…

I love Grohl, too, but his Rock'nRoll fuckboy outbursts have gotten out of control.

I hope he gets all the help he needs and then some. I read an interview he did recently and the lest things he needs to be focused on are acting and music.

I knew his ass was grass after he conducted as sloppy live interview on The Tom Joiner Morning Show.