That's how most nude shoes look to me.

Some tightly wound people count those words as cuss words.

and wack-a-do sex. lots of wack-a-do sex.

I would have said phrasing.

I thought that allowances were just a TV sitcom construct for a long time because I was broke as a joke until I turned eighteen. The kids at school didn't talk about getting an allowance, so I thought them were in the same boat I was in. I wish mom have given me a little something back then. When I told my brother…

It was your duty to laugh. That cake remark sounds like something from a Mr. Show sketch.

I want to try this, but I haven't had good experiences with Haagen-Daz. Once you've enjoyed meat flavored candy, you can't get too turnt over something like this.

You're going to have to pull some DYI shit like my cousin did back on the playground. I just laughed for a minute at the image of adults slobbering on their fingers and dipping them into alcohol power.

All of the motherfucking barf. No No No I'm not the biggest fan of milk in the first place, so I don't need to mess with milk that's mixed with shit I don't like.

Stuff like this raises my hackles because when sons are the focus of stuff like this, everybody tells the parent that they should cool it and let a boy be a boy.

If you think that's love, no wonder you're in the state that you're in.

Elmyra?

Was that shirt your daughter's idea or is he a fan of 04-05 Cam'ron?

I thought Salvia was a type of fake weed.

You hit the nail on the head. I also want to throw him in front of a train...I can do it in a video game.

All my class sponser(sp?) did was ask up to dress up and most of us dressed up. The kids that didn't dress up didn't get pulled or anything either.

The school my cousins graduated from had a similar breakdown. Honor students and AP students wore white robes. Regular student wore blue robes.

My school did the black and gold thing until the year I graduated. They ordered all black gowns my senior years because they couldn't make a C shape. My best friend was jealous of me because she had to wear a harvest gold gown the year before.