So am I. Sadly I live in the wrong part of Blighty to receive such largess. :(

Yup my favourite revenge story was the lady of the local manor who raided her husband's multimillion pound wine cellar and left bottles on all the villagers doorsteps. That my friends is class.

Don't forget plugs as well in the agonising to stand on landmines.

I'm having the same problem, the best I've come up with is oxygen thief. What a cold, heartless piece of work she must be to do such a horrible act. My heart goes out to the owner and the unnecessary heartbreak this has brought to him at a particularly difficult part in his life. I hope he makes remission and I…

It looks like The Walking Dead extras have escaped and been made to shuffle along to Christmas carols.

In my happily misspent twenties, one Christmas every member of my family bought me a bottle of various spirits I liked to drink and my best friend got me a coke snorter with a snake on it. It was the only Christmas I truly got gifts I actually wanted. It also made me realise I was caning it a bit too much and that I…

Ah the stupid is strong in this one.

I laughed my ass off. Never underestimate the power of mom.

My reaction to the Mama June story is that there is not enough brain bleach in the world to destroy that imagery.

I and my other half call it my lady garden. I like it, it sounds pretty.

Most definitely. Tea and crumpets all the way.

In Britain that is how we verbally destroy, whilst raising an eyebrow in disdain before sighing and putting the kettle on. I saw this story this morning and cheered her on whilst having elevenses.

That's the picture I got as well. I think it's two of the women who had a consensual affair with him and when it was over, he drugged and raped them. The pattern which has emerged seems to be about power over a helpless woman rather than just sex.

The Saville case had us all horrified. I'm from Leeds and when my sister had an accident in 1974 she was put on the children's ward at The General Infirmary overnight and on the day she was to be released, he was romping up and down the children's ward whilst we sat with her. It makes me shudder, thinking about it…

I feel your pain. I'm very rarely out of the grey. I don't get how it works. Is it magic? Do we have to do a special dance or is it a secret handshake? The mystery is killing me.

I NEED THAT T SHIRT STAT!!

I'm now mentally visualising the people who abused Carla Ciccone for her article last year, and who've tried to negate the testimony of the victims by stating that if a crime had been committed he would've been charged, now eating their words.

So young yet so gifted. Her mum must be bursting with pride.

But he's not victim blaming? Yeah sure.

I completely agree. It also sounds like the fact she doesn't drink is what saved her from being roofied like the other girls and raped. I do understand why she didn't report it though, if you'd have gone to the police in 1967 and tried to report that you'd been grabbed and kissed against your will by a famous,…