I’m a Star Wars geek so this quote came to mind:

I believe I can lie. 

Great minds etc... 

Maybe he needs to smile more?

That poor child. Meanwhile in the UK we had this piece of fuckery. I’m going to look at kittens for the rest of the day. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/shana-grice-murdered-stalking-fined-for-wasting-police-time-michael-lane-trial-lewes-crown-court-a7637196.html

Never mind the outfit has he learnt how to spell hereby yet?

I’m sat hugging my cat, sobbing my heart out. The cat is not impressed.

I want to just hug you. I was 11 when it happened, I tried to rationalise with “I was a bad girl” and that’s why he did it. I tried ignoring it, and the suppression fucked me over for years. It was escaping a deeply violent and psychologically abusive relationship when I was 35 made me finally start confronting my…

The Queen has an expression which she uses with people she doesn’t like. It’s like someone sucking a lemon. I look forward to seeing it when when the apricot coloured twatwaffle descends onto our fair shores. I’m also looking forward to his reception from the public. It will be interesting....er hem...

Unjustified? How his lawyer came up with that one is beyond me. How about they become “profoundly saddened” over the victim who was a child at the time and has never seen justice.

I’m going to have to check my Morse code but I think her eye blinks are spelling S.O.S.

Judging by the dodging of kissing him, I’m judging her as grossed by him as much as I am so am classing her as not an asshole. The patronising pat on the arm is just beautiful.

Yes she is an interesting, controversial and tragic figure in rabbianic history and also the fact that her status as the first female Rabbi was ignored for over 50 years. People who knew her in her life time never spoke of her until then which is incredibly strange. It’s almost as if they wished that this pesky…

I got my essay on Regina Jonas done on time (go me) and made a pan of quorn chilli. One of my cats also coughed up a hairball. Envy my rawk and roll lifestyle.

I got into a row with someone on another site, who stated that the claims made were to garner Schneider attention and money. I shit yea not, because we’re all about that sweet rape money and fame. I posted the link to the clip of Bertolucci talking about what he and Brando did to that woman and pointed out the fact…

Who is Dan Quayle? Possibly the most stupid person to occupy the role of VP ever.

Dani Mathers is pleading not guilty to invasion of privacy? She took pictures of a woman without her permission in a gym locker room which has a policy of no cameras in the locker room and sent them to someone else. Who is she kidding? The claim that you never meant to spread the picture over the internet and meant…

Also why victims don’t report the crimes against them is all in this one poisonous individual. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/darts/38141331

Sadly it’s happening in the world of sport as well. Here in the UK in the last couple of weeks there’s been a big scandal as footballers who were abused by coaches as children are coming forward. It looks like one of the coaches Barry Bennell who has already been convicted of sexual abuse of children was found…

No, especially as I made the mistake of googling his images and now after vomming in my mouth, I now need a shower. *shudder*