The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

The boos for Goodell were a salve on this wound.

when you have 60 people with the exact same damn name as a known terrorist it requires some time for burocrats to remove their heads from their asses and figure it out.

Regardless of how I already pointed out you’re full of it, a temporary ban is still a ban. Thanks for playing.

“And the tendency of the private utility companies that run the plants to store the partially-spent fuel rods by the hundreds in tanks that were designed to hold dozens of rods instead.”

Have a star, my friend. You win the internet today!

Steve Bannon looks like every description of Wilbur Whately from HP Lovecrafts “The Dunwich Horror.”

What do you expect from a cowardly rapist shitting up the Ecuadorian Embassy?

Seems like every five minutes I read something about one of these fuckers going kablooey. I’m all for people not smoking—my dad died of lung cancer for fuck’s sake—but they should consider the patch instead or something else that doesn’t run the risk of making them eat through a straw for a while.

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Paul Walker thought he had found one

Bear Who Was Covered In Shit And Pissed.

“Are these ants humanely raised in artisan bespoke ant farms?” - Millennials about to undergo said rite of passage.

That’s hyperbolic nonsense. The Phantom Menace is one of the worst major-release films ever made. It’s fine to dislike The Force Awakens, but c’mon.

No one said it was her job. Tilda asked if it was ok, very politely. Cho accepted. You can’t just absolve her of the words she said after that because she shouldn’t have accepted in the first place. How would you suggest Tilda gain knowledge on the subject?

Why does everyone (at Gizmodo) think the execs are submitting and bending to King Trumps’ will. I bet they accepted the invitation because they believe they can educate Trump in the scientific method, using crayons and coloring books.

I worked on one of the early prototypes when I interned at Honda R&D in Ohio a few years back. Ohio is in America.

Let me tell you, this is a whole-ass american vehicle. Feels like one. Was designed like one. Is built like one. They designed and make ‘em here.

War Thunder.

Real gamers play World of Warships any how.

I’m not really sure how a 4th Toy Story can fit. The 3rd was a meditation on the afterlife. I’m not sure where you go after that.