Exactly. As I told my hooch mates in the desert. “If my rack is squeaking look over at your own risk. If you make eye contact with me, you better lick your lips to help me along. If you look at my junk, well, that’s your problem.”

Ok, lay off Elon on this one. Sure, maybe his idea didn’t work. But the guy’s company designed and built a working prototype to solve a real problem and save lives in a matter of hours.

That’s pretty awesome and he deserves lot’s of credit for trying. Imagine if all of the other rich people in the world did that for…

Let me give you a more succinct, but less polite answer than these others: Eat shit, asshole.

They want to restore basic, human rights to migrants and immigrants, not stop their country from defending itself.

(I’m working on the assumption that you sincerely think that criminal detention of attempted refugees and their young children is normal and fair. You probably set the line between authoritarian and democratic somewhere far to the right of me.)

Wondering if separating “tender age” children from their parents for 8-10 hours per day in daycare for 5 years has any lasting affects? Those kids cry, too.

Sometimes you’ve gotta burn your ships. It’s just the way it goes.

Hey, cut Spain some slack. It’s a brand New World out there. Navigating it is tough.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH DISMISSION

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...

That victory jog is way too satisfying to watch.

This is right out of Far Cry 5

Oh man. At my office the women’s restroom has 3 stalls. 2 are ridiculously tiny and narrow and you have to literally straddle the toilet to open/close the door and the other is extra super wide and wheelchair accessible. There’s a lady on our floor who uses a wheelchair and everyone wants her to have access, of…

Some of your fancier, better-made pissers have targets that are off center and present the ideal place to aim and not have spashback.

The guy in the wheelchair can wait. He even has his own seat which makes it easier.

I wouldn’t mind if Billy Dee came back as an older Lando and told a story from his youth.

“This is like the 1990s called and wants its vulnerable redirect script back,” said Adriel Desautels, founder of the penetration testing firm Netragard.

Only Gawker Kids Will Remember This One!

Maybe be pissed at Austin for that dirty-as-shit slide? Not sure what he expected was going to happen, and good on Kelly for putting one in his back. That shit breaks legs.

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If you wear skinny jeans, do some squats until you can’t wear skinny jeans anymore.

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If…

For a guy who says he has a world class luxurious lifestyle, he sure skimps on phones. And suits. And clothes. And personal care.