Racist Boston fan: "Like Watah Fah Chahklate!" (I immediately regret typing this...)

"Sure, honey, we can get married at a hockey game, but that really isn't what I meant when I said 'no teeth.'"

What happens when yout Tamagochi dies?

This whole vine is a series of amazing things.
1) Defenders use of the modified Super Crab stance. Making for maximum non-deffense.
2) the absurd, "Around your back" dribble that only works on white dudes under 5' 6" (Biebs prime opponents)
3) The supreme level of flop.
4) Defenders "Wha-happened?!" look at the camera.
5)…

My mom (a tiny Tongan lady who can still beat the crap outta me) stole my Yuri Gagarin t-shirt my friend bought for me on my birthday, and she rocked it last week to the Flea Market. She was approached by all these random Russian ex-pats patting her on the back and complimenting her on it. Of her experience being a…